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I don't think they've made a tool to fix all my mistakes

I broke down inside my mind

Created on 2003-12-15 23:26:05 (#1592348), last updated 2005-12-02

108 comments received, 299 comments posted

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Name:Jolie
Birthdate:07-15
Location:California, United States
Website:My fiction journal
Bio
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Name: Mandy
Nicknames: Jolie, J-Money, Percy, Pimp girl.
Age: 17
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Sex: Female
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Sexuality: Mandysexual. *nods* (I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body.. *laughs* but I like Brody of the Distillers... yeah)
Status: taken. girlfriend. deal.
Occupation: Lazy ass/Senior in high school.
Pets: 3 cats (Aerosmith, Stepenwolf, Ozzy)
Gods/Goddesses: Steven Tyler (Zeus), Amy Lee (Hera), Brody Dalle (Aphrodite), Marilyn Manson (Jesus), Ozzy (Pluto), Skiba (Baccas). [Horray for having my own panthon. ^.^]

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Motto: "In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. The monkey will spank US!" --Jay and Silent Bob-- "Mandy's cack (cock) is like two inches... from the ground" --Kiki-- "I keep it in the left sock" --Me--
Food: Doritos, enchiladas, and chocolate.
Animal: siberian tigers
Joygasms: Joel, David, Steve-O, Ryan and Matt Lovato. The gay pimp, Aphasia, Adam Lazzara, Nikki Sixx, "1985" by Bowling For Soup (The Video), and Brody Dalle.
Bands (of all time): Aerosmith, Saliva, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Linkin Park, The Distillers, and Alkaline Trio. (I know. I'm a fucking freak.)
Movies: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Mall Rats, anything by Michael Moore, Monty Python's Holy Grail, and any movie by Cheech and Chong.

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[I know no one could possibly get all this... but I need to rant so if I piss you off... then tell me. *nods*]
War: *ahem* it sucks. There isn't a need for it. Although I do have a lot of respect for people in the army because they have bigger balls than I do.
Religion: Oh boy... this is very touchy for some people, but this is how I think. Everyone should be intitled to their own beliefs. I know that I, myself, cannot agree with a lot of the Christian veiws because of my bad experience from it. There are a lot of anal fundies in the central valley and I can't stand people like that. [example: people like President Bush or Jerry Falwell]
Abortion: Another touchy subject, but I concider myself pro-choice. My main deal here is that a woman's body is her own business, not that government. And if you tell me it's "immoral" or some BS like that... then yeah. Everyone has their own beliefs so good for you. I probably would choose not to, unless I was raped or something, then i would, because I couldn't take care of a kid. Not at my age.
Censorship: Eh.. I don't like it. I believe that an artist should be free to express their art in anyway they like.
Religion in school: Ok, being IN school, I guess this should be adressed. I don't want to be forsed to pray in school. And I don't want any teacher telling me that I can't wear a penticle to school. Cause it's not fair to me that all the little Christian kids get to wear their crosses and I can't wear a penticle. It's not satanic, because I don't believe in "satan." I'm a WICCAN. Damnit. Anyway... yeah.

I think I've ranted enough for now. I probably offended people. Which can be a good thing. That's my job. I offend people. I know it's happened before. But if being myself offends someone then I don't need them as friends.


All I ever wanted was to be what you needed, cause something so strong it could never be wrong. And all I can promise is to say what I'm feeling. We've made it so long, but if you could give me, just one love, just one life, just one chance to believe in mine. Just one love, just one life, you'd bleed for me and I didn't dare to notice you. Now I'm stuck out on a line. You'd bleed for me, I didn't care to be with you, now you're stuck in my mind. Bleed For Me By: Saliva

I fancy you
But I've been destitute
And all I know dissolved
I could never reundo you
I will always say it's so
I will always speak the truth
Descend into a noose
Could never reundo you

Dismantle Me By: the Distillers

I'm unloved, so if ya' wanna, give me a hug! Damn it!



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Counting, on me.
Always hoping I'll be
There for all of your problems
and in turn you're never there for me
You sucked the life out of me
You hate everything you see
I can't take this anymore
I always stay when I should leave

Counting On Me By: KoRn

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